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Feel free to leave comments. Bear in mind that I am a people-pleaser and if you say something mean I’ll be awake all night flaying myself with one of those knotted ropes that Nelson in Boardwalk Empire beat himself with for impure thoughts. Or else I will plan a retort so witty and scathing you’ll be in the foetal position for a week. The truth is I’ll drink wine, cry and be mean to my husband. So think of him… and the innocent children. If you say something nice, I may bake (add milk and an egg to a mixture) and listen to Chicago.. the musical, not the band… although… I do love a bit of “I am a man who will fight for your honour”… technically Peter Cetera, I know… I digress; comment without any thought for my mental health, it’s fine.





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